I am an amateur professional, independent child, I am a novice cell phone bird photographer, multitasking adjective entrepreneur, articulate tea brewer and freewill sandwich maker. I am a liar. I am a relationship escape artist with an endless bread crumb black cape. I am part of something I will never understand. I am a left handed, nose-blind-boy with poor sight. I will never grow up. I like cats and fits and I'm in big trouble. I would rather be wrong than right. I am sleeping in. I am all panic stricken. A calm natured contradiction. And sometimes I write.