I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THESE NEW PROJECTS!
The Book/Project is called Sweet Wolverine.
We are looking to make a book of nonstop brilliance, the magma in the mountain, the bones in the body, the core of ourselves. I've had fun writing some promos as follows...
“We are accepting poetry and prose from the broken scratch in your throat that wants you better by coughing, don’t stop coughing, this record sounds better skipping."
"Sweet Wolverine is an anthology with breakneck words too bright to stare for too long, if your eyes hurt from your writing, submit to email@example.com"
"Most people get into car crashes, get into Sweet Wolverine, it feels just as good and costs much less. "
"If it’s not worth writing in your mothers blood we will not publish it. Submit to SweetWolverinelit@gmail.com we’re worth our weight in our mothers blood. "
"SweetWolverineLit; we only shared the recipes that gave us these burns."
Click this paragraph for the website I've thrown together for the project. I highly encourage anyone reading this to submit. We are not interested in who you are, or where you have been published, all we care about is the quality of the work. All Submissions to SweetWolverineLit@gmail.com. All formats accepted. 3,000 word limit. Deadline June 1st!
Also other project. On May 12th I will be taking the stage at Viracocha for a robust 5 minutes of stand up comedy. I know, I know. Will I bomb? Perhaps. So I have been and will continue to write hopefully funny jokes all month.