If you can prove you are flying to a funeral, they will give you a discount.
I didn't know this.
I want to say,
I want to believe,
the airlines let you touch the clouds to be closer to the dead.
I want to believe every time a pope passes away their are planes full of nuns.
The airlines ask, who passed?
And they say "oh the father of course."
Then they fill the planes,
and they probably all fly virgin airlines.
This is where they leave the heat from their chamomile tea on their rosary beads.
They whisper bless you in unison like synchronized swimmers when you sneeze.
by the time they get to Rome,
they don't need a funeral.
They've been grieving in the sky.
It's a funeral procession.
And you don't have to go to the bathroom to cry on a flight full of nuns.
You can be vulnerable.
And thousands of feet from the ground.
Surrounded by sisters.
On a bereavement flight
You can be vulnerable
Even if you don't believe in God